alexandervelky: RT @SICrecords @akirathedon HOSTS AN NYC PIANO BATTLE: @chillygonzales VS @AndrewWK VIDEOS: http://bit.ly/RVDMk AND http://bit.ly/9p9Mv
alexandervelky: cerb that disappointment and listen to The Supporting Caste - it's ace! RT @gdpreston ...Propagandhi aren't an Indian Propaganda tribute act
alexandervelky: iCoffin commercial pitch: http://www.antaressfelken.com/iCoffin/index.html
alexandervelky: Good morning, Internet. I didn't particularly miss you while out there in the world this weekend but let's not hold that against one another
alexandervelky: @gdpreston 'Potemkin City Limits' (by Propagandhi) is the best song I know about a pig.
alexandervelky: @swear_bot you cunt, don't ruin my favourite joke by using it in inappropriate situations RT @swear_bot Thats what she said @alexandervelky!
alexandervelky: ARGH - you're not even using the apostrophe you stupid fucking @swear_bot !
alexandervelky: " @alexandervelky : fuck you @swear_bot : that's what she said ". You see, @swear_bot - no innuendo there. Just abuse. You suck, douchebot.
alexandervelky: autotune crunk by a tattooed white kid and a trendy teen metal act "going dubstep". MySpace front page compiled by manatees with bingo balls
alexandervelky: The Cardigans - Long Gone Before Daylight: album of the day http://open.spotify.com/track/3tk3A8MPmyhkam7idNnkhP